Thursday, 12th August 2010 – home and hobbles

“Oh you’re hurt, I’m so sorry… now gimme your crutches”

I’ve played on crutches before  – damn-fine-fun! Not however when there is genuine pain and you can’t bend down to retrieve a dropped one.

Did you know there is actually a skill to going up and down stairs? When I was nimble and nubile, stairs offered an added obstacle which gave you more points if you scaled more than three. Now avoidance tactics are the rule and a new route into my bedroom has been found. Through the garden and up three stairs instead of through the front door and up 10!

It’s amazing how differently things are framed when you’re in a different situation:- pain meds and sleeping tablets rock my world! Sorry Ferro Roche and ice-cream….. ‘I’ll-be-back’. I miss the catheter the most because trips to the bathroom are a major event, ending in me having to take a nap afterwards to recover.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.